S.Lew of things to talk about...

if you provoke me, i will bite

Notes

“iPad” myself on the back for this…

no I don’t but… this kid next to me is convulsing in silent laughter while watching his something on his iPad…

and now when you read that all you’re going to think is…
why does this person have an iPad?

and I’m going to think right now that this situation is unbearingly awkward… for him

x)